Sunday, July 22, 2012

Twitter Feedback: Signs You Were Drunk

Hi Cyber Zombies,

The signs you were drunk is a worldwide trending on twitter. Here is twitter feedback on signs you were drunk.

 the glass is empty. you are in someones stomach. you are a liquid.

 You were cutting pineapples, screaming "SPONGEBOB, I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE!"

 You stole Mike Tyson's tiger and it was found in your bathroom

 you only remember getting to the party not leaving it.

 A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts.

 You've still got an entire blunt rolled and on your nightstand, or the bowl is packed and untouched.

Alcohol goes in, And the Truth comes out.. 

 you say things you wish you never said.

 when your FRIENDS tell you that you got off with a 14 year old at the age of 20! Evil friends I have indeed!

 when you see everyone the next day and they're like "ohhhhh!! This girl! She's crazy!" and you're like  

-RT  you wake up with your draws on backwards and inside out

 waking up face first in a pile of your vomit

 Refusing to open your Messages app.

Telling everyone you have psychic powers 

 those unfortunate drunken texts you don't really see until tomorrow morning.

 when your friends have to explain what happened the night before

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